dorkis\ maximus

A person who attempts to do the right thing (save the trees) but ends up tripping over a log, inhabited by rabid squirrels, who then rampage out biting all the birds and the bees in the forest, thus producing rabid honey that is fed to infants under three years old which causes a horrible decline in the human population.
As everyone turns to said Dorkis as she falls face-flat into a mud puddle with mud guppies jumping all over her.

Sherry, dubbed Dorkis Maximus, always tries to do the right thing but somehow fails, causing more problems than she fixed; we love her anyway.

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