Ready\ To\ Assemble

The vicious lie printed on the packaging of IKEA furniture by disgruntled employees, before they add several parts that serve no function but to confuse unsuspecting purchasers. These same people can also be blamed for the lack of assembly tool and the instructions printed in Swahili.

Darren, let's buy this genuine antique display case for Suze. She could put all her Franklin Mint collectors plates in it. It says it's ready to assemble, so even a moron could do it.


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