Senior\ Citizen\ Effect

1. The anomaly in the space-time continuum where time dilates in direct proportion to your distance from a Senior Citizen, slowing time as we know it to a crawl.
This effect makes one later and later for an appointment as one gets closer in proximity to a Senior Citizen.
2. The magic ability for time to appear to speed by faster as you get older, making old age seem to zip by, however dilating time around you for everyone else.

1. I'm sorry I'm late to your wedding, I got caught by the Senior Citizens Effect when I passed by the Bingo parlor.

2. Thanks to the Senior Citizens Effect, the years when I had the dispeptic ulcer seemed to zip by quickly.


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